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footrub-fix

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.
Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
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bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.
What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements
by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023
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Fixing Cables

To snort a drug in powdered form, typically cocaine, while streaming WoW gameplay. The substance is arranged in a thin line and hidden from view below the monitor before being snorted.
Damn I died to the boss... time to go fixing cables!
by user04567y April 9, 2025
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I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I
I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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fix

To fuck someone for the first time, to make them lose their virginity
We are so inexperienced that we'll be fixing each other
by Cande Lush June 10, 2025
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Fixing Good

the hit AMC drama about the ruthless drug manufacturer and kingpin Heisenberg softening up and becoming a pleasant average suburban neighborhood dad named Walter White. Throughout the series, he finds new friends, family, and even love with the help of philanthropist and high school chemistry teacher Jesse Pinkman.
man I love fixing good, way better than breaking bad
by ohugyftutih May 11, 2024
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fix a ho

Slang for a woman who gets into relationships with men who admit they have big flaws but sees them as a project to work on - savior complex
He's a mess but I'm such a fix a ho that I'll date him anyway.
by Darqueace February 23, 2024
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