figeddaboudit

What you say to mean you don't wanna either serve or partake of small highly-tasty-but-laxative-bearing fruits.

Da buffet-table at my friend's birthday party had a bowl of temptingly-aromatic "Buddha's fruit" as an appetizer, but I knew dat I was already majorly plagued with "da trots", and so I hadda figeddaboudit, and instead just selected a few grapes and other small fruits.

by QuacksO January 3, 2024

figglestorm

A type of weather in which plants or trees may fall over, most prominently those with fruit or vegetables; A form of expressing extravagance towards a fact or agreeing to an idea.

Harold: Did you hear about the storm tonight?
Jackson: Yeah, I heard it's gonna be a figglestorm!

Gerald: I think that shortening One Piece will make it more enjoyable, agreed?

John: I can figglestorm that!

by Chawywy January 25, 2024

Figglefent

When one places a garden gnome into a rocket shuttle.

Hey bro, you down to go Figglefent?

by Dreezy07 January 27, 2024

Figglefent

When one places a garden gnome into a rocket shuttle.

"Hey bro, you down to go Figglefent?"

by Dreezy07 January 27, 2024

figglesticks

figglesticks are a delicious stick made of figs, similar to fig bars they both taste very yummy ^u^

although they may get stuck in your throat and cause you to choke
as the heir of figs (figszterritory) i am the only one with a proper license to sell figglesticks until i sell my company

secret recipe 🤫🤫🤫🫨

figglesticks are so yummy!! they taste so good, figglesticks are amazingly fruity and delicious.

by figszterritory February 7, 2024

faglegation

someone being accused of being gay

“Your not beating the faglegations justin!”

by Faglegation May 9, 2024

fagless

An insult to describe something, typically a person, that lacks fruitiness.

“Jared is so fagless for not being gay with the homies”

by NyxTheJinxed June 5, 2024