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the finger

the middle finger gesture started as far back as the middle ages. It was because archers (if I spelt it wrong big fucking deal) when captured got their middle fingers cut off. So enemy soilders walking by would give them this gesture showing they still had theirs. The middle finger was used for accuracy in shooting one.
that blut gave me the finger
by sj cowboy January 16, 2009
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pull my finger

The words God spoketh to Ms. God right before the big bang.
Mr. G: Hey Ms. God, pull my finger
Ms. G: okay
*bang*
by Bamboomy May 28, 2010
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courtesy finger

A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.
He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.
by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 8, 2007
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Cheeky Finger

When your work mate (Adam) is bent over fixing a fence. You stick a cheeky finger up his bum while your other work mate (Joe) witnesses it.
See that guy fixing a fence, he looks like he could do with a cheeky finger.
by Cheeky Finger Man October 4, 2021
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binger finger

When holding a gun with your finger directly on the trigger. This is considered bad practice as it is not safe.
If Joe didn't have binger finger, he never would have fired by accident.
by goartly November 15, 2021
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Five finger discount

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.
Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.
by RepoManDR October 1, 2022
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The Love Finger

The love finger is the sex act where a man (or woman) takes their ring finger and put it up the anus or vagina. Furthermore, the love finger is called the love finger because the ring finger connects to the heart.
xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "So, bruh, how wus duuh secks lahst naaight?"

SlapDeeBuutee360: "Man, it was fucking amazing, grabbed a beer, took my ring finger, and gave her the Love Finger!"

xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "Damn suun!"
by Seiko The Neko September 6, 2014
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