A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.
Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
by Fetus_Burglar March 09, 2016
by mleekd June 04, 2009
a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
by gillard johnson April 02, 2024
by Shag the Fab May 18, 2011
the being got created after the covid 19 it began to kill. kill everything it got too bad so the humans had to flee to the bunkers and now we live in the underground world of monkey and the delpad is still roaming around
by delpad January 12, 2022
Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.
by Shxdowsk8r January 12, 2023
This day is to get back on the girls for Kick Dick Day on the 17th October this day will take place where you can kick a girl him her fetus
friends realise it’s kick fetus day and see’s a girl walking past
like ya fetus g
*kicks girl in the fetus*
like ya fetus g
*kicks girl in the fetus*
by like ya fetus g October 01, 2020