False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.

Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

False bitch

A female who says guys think she's a bitch to make herself look badass, when really they think she's a cowardly poser, not a bitch.

Guy- You ain't no bitch, you're a false bitch, you're posing as a bitch.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

False

If something is false, it isnt made up, its false.

The story wasnt made up, it was bullshit, it was false.

by Solid Mantis July 22, 2020

false autocorrecting

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector

Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

False NATU

When a male fakes ejaculation inside a female during intercourse.

The guy is such a head case. He actually thought that pulling a false NATU on her was a good idea.

by Rawkerz September 28, 2020

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 6, 2020

false irony

When someone tries to pretend they were being ironic, but they meant exactly what they were saying. Often a tactic of bullies and fascists who claim they were just making jokes and having fun, but the intent has nothing to do with having fun.

It's false irony when Matt Walsh's Twitter calls himself a "Theocratic fascist", and pretends he's just being ironic, but then actually promotes fascism.

by YourPreudonym August 2, 2022