English Major

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.

Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.

by JanOLeary July 20, 2008

Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

english kiss

English kiss a kiss which is known to progress into some sexual activity

English kiss and then become sexually aroused and have sex

by rach1234567899 August 3, 2007

english joint

hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called "work pot". its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive.

oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!

by adamramone October 3, 2007

English Shower

An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.

Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower

by Gareth88 April 24, 2006

Engrish

Asian form of the common english language.

Congraturations! You can now speak Engrish! Victoly!

by BreadShizzle April 4, 2009

English

The best looking women with the sexiest accents on this beautiful little rock we call Earth. This coming from a Scottish man.

"Your accent, it's the classiest sound I've ever heard in all my days."
"Yes you handsome Scottish devil, that's because I'm English!"

by Lord of Judging Women October 9, 2008