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empty theatrics

that is an empty theatrics = that is a nonesense
by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021
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Empty Tube

When preforming a sexual act but can't cum because you have recently jerked off.
are you gonna cum soon? or do you have an empty tube?
by Pattybasc February 28, 2018
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empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Emptiness

The feeling of when that one person that genuinely makes you happy leaves you.....
The emptiness inside the young boy was caused by her absence.
by Foreverhurting April 27, 2021
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dirt empty

Something that is so undeniably empty that it becomes as valuable as dirt.

May be used adequately in formal and non formal environments
“Jamarr: Yo pass me the grinder so I can roll up another wood”
“Lenny: Nah cuz that shit dirt empty”
by BBC Commander July 27, 2021
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Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.
Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!
by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020
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