Early Bird Special

When you jizz on someones face to wake them up

Dude, i gave my girlfriend an early bird special yesterday!

by Masty Bate January 8, 2010

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early

used as a compliment, the opposite of the commonly used derogatory term "late" or "l8"

kid 1 pulls handle of smirnoff out of bag
kid 2 "OH MAN THAT SHIT IS SO EARLY"

by hadadada December 1, 2010

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premature ejaculation

by miso horny May 23, 2003

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elly

A fridige bitch, an over achieving whore who lacks her virginity

You're such and elly

by The name April 1, 2004

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An amazing opportunity in McDowell County, offered to students going into high school. You attend McDowell Early College and in 5 years (or 4, if you work really hard), you get a Associates Degree in college and a High School diploma. Beware, this is for extremely driven students only. The teachers will help you, if you help yourself. You must apply to get in, but it will be worth it.

"Man, I can't believe I dropped out of McDowell Early College. Worst decision ever."

"My best friend goes to McDowell Early College. She is brilliant."

"I met my future husband at McDowell Early college."

"McDowell Early College did the best they could for me. Too bad I sucked and wasn't responsible."

"I love and miss McDowell Early College."

by MECGRad November 15, 2010

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