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dumplin'

A term of endearment usually used when vacationing in Cancun Mexico.
T-pain: Check out that little dumplin' DJ Fusie is hooking up with in Cancun Mexico!
Juan: Aww. He looks like a lobster salad in my camera.
by Juan Rose Carlito October 4, 2008
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Dumpling

A girl or guy that isn't willing to dump you but is willing to tell you whatever if takes for you to break up with her and of course, not hate her.
Person 1: I can't believe this! I am so pissed off that you would do that to me!
Person 2: I'm tired of you being possesive!
Person 1: You're right. We shouldn't be together. This is all wrong.
Person 2: Well... can't we just try one more time?
Person 1: Yeah? Well I supp.....
Person 2: No you're sooo right! I don't deserve anyone. I'm horrible. You're right this won't work!
Person 1: Flip flop like a dumpling, bitch. Get out!
by Msapp October 25, 2012
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Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's

Scapulation dumping refers to the process of dumping scapula’s. Little is known about Scapula’s (from the latin word Scapulaiincredabilous) except that they are found at incredible depths within the worlds oceans. It is within their home environment that they creep and crawl over the ocean floors gathering the bubbles from shark farts.

Deep sea trawlers net the scapulas, extract the shark farts and encapsulate them in a vat of spirits which are ultimately sold to the manufacturers of spirit levels and used for the bubbles found within those levels.
Extreme caution must be applied throughout the action to avoid the shark farts entering the seamen’s blood stream and causing “the bends”.

The Scapula’s are not harmed during the process and are dumped back into the sea once their valuable cargo’s are extracted hence the expression “scapulation dumping”.

Prof J.S. Miller
Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's and is associated with production of Pioneer Brickies Levels
by Ormbo January 22, 2008
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dumplung

I. the result of a sexual act which happens when a woman is licking a guys genitals, and he defecates in her mouth and kicks her in the chest at the same time, forcing her to inhale.

II. a stupid person.
"d00d, me and that girl had sex last night, i gave her a f**kin dumplung, man!"

"that guy is such a dumplung."
by jeremy January 14, 2004
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dumpling kiss

when a guy shits out a turd half way and fucks a girl with it
i had to shit and iwas horny so i gave my girlfriend a dumpling kiss
by Anonymous June 7, 2003
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fuck dumpling

One of those belonging to the male sex with an intense craving for ass. Usually lusts for the phallus, and talks as if his balls were in a vice.
by Slippery Pete June 16, 2003
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