female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

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Back of the steel drums

Anal, especially in a band room or with instruments

"Bro, Sharon let me in the back of the steel drums last night!"

by Federal Felicia June 2, 2018

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Bass drum style

When you stick your dick in her pussy from the side,as if you were hitting an actual bass drum. Not too hard. Not too soft. Just right. Like a fucking jar of pourage. But remember kids,wear a condom.

Joo: Dawg I heard you smashed her,Bass drum style?

Me:Damn right homes. Bass drum style.

Joo: teach me dawg. No homo.

by Mr. K And The Bitches June 30, 2019

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bingo drumming

When a guy has been doing you repetitively for way too long so you just yell “BINGO!” to end your misery.

“How was your date?”
“Ugh, guy was bingo drumming me for like 30 minutes before I called it. I’m still raw. He had it coming.”
“But not you!”

by dicktoenail July 9, 2019

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Goblin on drums

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")

Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019

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