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Intellectual Douchebag

n. A person appearing to be intelligent, posing to be helpful but is really an asshole in disguise.

Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.

Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style

Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events.
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by TrippedEffingB January 25, 2011
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MMA douchebag

The kind of douchebag that hopes somebody on the internet gets ballsy and pulls that crowbar on them like they said they would, as they could have any time, and still can.
I'm an mma douchebag so I hope somebody decides to put their balls where there mouth is, nothing is holding them back.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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douchbagadassholeosis

It is the illness that most husbands succumb to after being married for quite some time. It is common to find in older balding men who don't get enough sex!
My husband is suffering from douchbagadassholeosis and needs medication.
by Sothrnbel3 August 18, 2009
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Fat Douchebag Syndome

A condition that affects obese teenagers. A fat person will usually talk themselves up in every social setting. They usually do this to mask their low self-esteem. They live in a delusional fanatsy world where they believe people want to hear them talk about themsleves for hours on end.
A man with Fat Douchebag Syndome is an extrmely talkative, overweight, social pariah.
by Jewfin February 5, 2008
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douchebag

One who boasts about his accomplishments. Usually associated with the term meat-head and or tool. One who puts shirtless pictures of himself on facebook trying to impress the ladies and or dudes. Most douchebags lack girlfriends or undeservingly have an extremely hot girlfriend. There really isnt an in-between. Uses terms like "big, huge, or ripped" when describing himself or "bro, or broseph" when talking about his pals. Usually does not realize his douchebaginess, and thinks he is being cool or impressing when really he is just making himself look like a moron. Usually referred to as "THAT GUY" when outsiders refer to him in response to his douchebaggy behavior.
"I love working out, drinking beer, showing off, and getting my tan on"- douchebag
by vag-taster69 June 2, 2010
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douchebag call

noun: loud, obnoxious exhaust system, most likely on a crappy foreign car, driven by douchebags. Usually installed improperly thus creating not a respectable sound of a finely-tuned race car, but a loud, droning buzz or series of pops that the owner of said car thinks is truly amazing, sounds awesome and is a true show of horsepower. Uncannily attracts teenybopper girls who think the car is straight out of Fast and Furious or other douchebags with similarly crappy cars and annoying exhaust systems.
Me: Man, what is that awful droning noise? Do you hear that?
Steve: That's Jeremy's exhaust.
Me: Yeah? I guess he's got all the bitches coming to his douchebag call...
by theoneTNA June 18, 2009
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Douchebaggage

A wordplay on combining "douchebag" and "baggage" — Defined as an unfavorable reputation associated with an item or activity because of the people who most often seem to posses said item or participate in said activity. The item or activity itself bears no responsibility for this reputation, but rather the people — i/e douchebags — make that item or activity undesirable to regular people because of the perceived douchebag affinity for it.
"I really like white sunglasses, but I'd never wear them. They've got too much douchebaggage."
by thewizzard24 August 7, 2009
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