Doing a Chloe

When you fake a sickness/injury to get attention but everyone already knows that you don’t and they think that you have lost ur fuckin mind.

Chloe: I have osteoporosis cancer
Everyone else: No you don’t you are doing a Chloe.

by Every Ccs Student December 15, 2019

doing the ouija board

A reference to an ambidextrous style of female masturbation in which hands are placed over the clitoris as though guiding a planchette on a ouija board.

I get off “doing the ouija board.”

by Amolly March 15, 2020

Doing a prox

A person who always sleeping on a 3 am mark

Pokeon: you okay dude?, you seems like you didn't sle-
Vonpier: 'sigh' I'm doing a prox for the past a week now
Pokeon: oh...I'm sorry

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker May 2, 2020

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

Doing a Mig

When you resign from your job but a worldwide pandemic derails your plans, so you beg for your old job back.

"I was going to take on a new job overseas but they had to go into harsh lockdown, so I ended up doing a Mig and stayed in Australia"

by Manjers October 14, 2020

Doing The Cat

Interacting with a cat. Doing so can cause harm.

Man 1: I'm thinking about doing the cat.
Man 2:Please do not the cat.
Man 1:(Does the cat)
Man 1:(Dies)
Man 2:That's what you get for doing the cat.

by Epic69gamer January 7, 2021

Doing an Aaron

Defines a situation where someone is so intoxicated that they soil themselves and proceed to call themself an ambulance.

Where’s old matey gone? Oh god! He’s doing an Aaron!

by Dg2155 February 20, 2021