Doomscrolling

When you are scrolling on any media platform especially Instagram reels for hours on end until your eyes and fingers start to vaporize sending your soul into the doom or reels never able to escape

It’s like falling into a black hole of Insta videos you think you’ll watch one, and suddenly three hours have passed, your eyes are burning, your fingers feel like molten lava, and you wonder if you’ll ever surface from the endless scroll- doomscrolling

by PandaBoxer000_[ March 3, 2026

Doomsend

Keep going at something that’s unfun and tilting

“I heard GIM Fearzzy did 47 Corrupted Gauntlets today."
"Yeah, he's been doomsending all day!"

by Dr Disrespects your time July 6, 2025

Doomscrolling

The act of endlessly scrolling through depressing, chaotic, or brain-melting content online. fully aware it’s ruining your mental health but too far gone to stop. Often accompanied by existential dread, bad posture, and the phrase “just one more.”

“I was supposed to go to bed at 11 but ended up doomscrolling until the birds started chirping.”

by Doomscrolldaddy July 6, 2025

Doobs Mom

Lovely lady with large cans and often times gets visited by ItsNotMichael and Turtle, but not at the same time but maybe at the same time in the future.

Man Doobs Mom is really something, she broke my dick off last night.

by turtsmcgee August 22, 2025

ol doans

a goofy old dude...or any old dude at that..

aye bro...remember the time ol doans feel out tha tree...ahahaha..goofy ol jóts

by woodehz October 3, 2007

Diddly doods

The little springs and parts of a break drum, on an '84 merc Marquis

"Ah, gotta wake up tomorrow and work on my diddly doods"

by CaptinDucky October 2, 2008

scooty doods

Slang term: Diarrhea

Katrina didn't go to school today because she had the scooty doods.

by P.Sherman January 8, 2014