douche tiara

Bluetooth headset.

My blind date showed up in a douche tiara and didn't take it off through our entire meeting.

by halfwitted November 21, 2010

douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

by Red Forman January 11, 2009

Douchebag mcgee

A douchebag mcgee is someone who is smart yet a complete douchebag

Roger ebert is a douchebag mcgee
Jobs and ebert are the founders of the douchebag mcgees

by Ichigo99 April 22, 2010

Hollywood Douchebag

A Hollywood Douchebag (or a Hollywood for short) is someone who trys way too hard to be cool and fails.

Someone who uses their cool possesions eg. a cool car, new shoes, new expensive clothes to try to look cool but ends up looking like a jackass.

eg. That guy's a hollywood.
eg. You're a hollywood douchebag.
eg.Chuck Norris is not a Hollywood Douchebag.

by Mr-black-bird January 28, 2009

Douche Badge

Any collection of bro-esque bumper stickers compiled on the back of any lifted truck. (I.E. Famous, Fox Racing, Liquid Force, Calvin peeing on rival truck company, Monster Energy, Skin, SRH)

"Yo brody! I just got this dope ass F-350, all murdered out and shit, with a phatty Affliction decal on the back window!"

"Nice man, but I think you ruined it with that douche badge on the back."

by Ihatebrotown October 8, 2008

Douche Tube

Same as calling someone a douche bag, just more fun to say.

My boss is such a douche tube.

by LuberTuber September 7, 2005

Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.

Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.

by Razor7 June 11, 2006