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shit docking 

When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.
That asshole looks perfect for shit docking.
shit docking by xxx_ifs_xxx March 13, 2018
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Sound Docking 

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking.
There should never be an example of sound docking.
Sound Docking by Meeaat May 13, 2011
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when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put thier heads together and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the other males penis.
man, i got drunk last night and was docking with my friend joey
docking by akweedman February 25, 2009

The docking station 

when two guys; one circumsized one not; touch the tips of their penis together and pull the foreskin from one penis over onto the other and ejaculates to the other one.
dalton:hey nick lets do the docking station.
Nick: no dude im topped off
Dalton: damn!

space docking 

the once common, now lost art of pooping into a girl's vagina, space docking is enjoying a resurgence of popularity, particularly in the midwestern and northeastern United States (most notably Chicago and New York City) that reminds many art historians/scatologists of the beginning of the renaissance that began in Italy in the 15th Century.
Sally didn't much appreciate Charlie's failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night.
space docking by The Whaler April 17, 2006

Golden Docking 

The act of male genital docking and urinating simultaneously. This requires team co-ordination, timing and a full bladder. The uncircumcised volunteer must fold his foreskin over the head of his circumcised companion. Once successfully docked, the circumcised companion must urinate into his counterparts genitals, thus causing pressure and an eruption which is the climax of this maneuver.
Mr. A: "After we finish docking, would you like a golden shower?"

Mr. B: "Why don't we just kill two birds with one stone?"

Mr. A: I was thinking the same thing! Golden Docking is the ultimate climax!
Golden Docking by Anonymous Docker November 27, 2011