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Dorkingly

those glasses look so dorkingly cute cute on you.
by Jadednerdgirl December 3, 2004
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Dirkin' Out

Is when, typically a male but not always, becomes infatuated with someone to the extent that they talk about nothing other than that person and how amazing he/she might be.

Symptoms: Pinyan Syndrome, loss of appetite, lack of sleep, spending less time with friends, and change in mood.
Dude, Ronnie is totally dirkin' out, about this chick that he met at Dollar General.
by Dr. Depper May 17, 2011
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dicking around

messing around while being an asshole
N: your a bitch

R: *cries*
N: sorry. I was just dicking around
by diesel319 February 21, 2015
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dicking of a lifetime

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.
I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.
by Saint Marys Inferno October 6, 2016
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Dicking around

To waste time, dilly dalling.
Stop dicking around,we need to keep moving.
by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017
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Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
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Dicking

When you put your dick really far down the hole
Sally: He was dicking me the other day
by TheRealestDicker May 9, 2019
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