crusty dusty dinosaur 

A real old fella or young fella named gabbo

whatta crusty dusty dinosaur

crusty dusty dinosaur by Murphy1144 May 14, 2019

Newman dinosaur

(noun) the scientific name for the Dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature

(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)

**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**

Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.

**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**

Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)

Newman dinosaur by Maxwell Dope August 23, 2014

I remember when I fell off my dinosaur

A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.

Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.

Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.

I remember when I fell off my dinosaur by 1258DRag April 24, 2015

tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

Useless, of no relevance in the modern world

George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

tits on a dinosaur's skeleton by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

puking dinosaur 

Puking dinosaur is an improvisational theater game in which a group of people stand in a circle and one person starts a physical action with a vocal sound. This person does this action to another person, walking to them in the process, and then the next person does their best impresion of the action-sound, but hieghtening it, raising the intesity, and taking it to the next level. This causes a natural and organic change or mutation in the action-sound. This is repeated for each person until the action-sound combonation resembles somthing like a puking dinosaur. An alternate version in everyone does the action-sound to the person on their left and it goes around in a circle. This second version of puking dinosaur mutates much faster.

The class began to play puking dinosaur to increase their energy, and warm up.

puking dinosaur by Joe January 30, 2005

dizzy dizzy dinosaur 

another term for LSD.

Matt: bro i got the sickest stash of Triple D (Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur)
Ben: man lets go trip into space

dizzy dizzy dinosaur by batt men December 23, 2008

Cunt dinosaur 

Derogatory term for an old women. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language for old women.

BB employee 1: Say man I just had the most annoying old customer I have ever met in 3 years of working retail.

BB employee 2: Yeah, she looks like a cunt dinosaur

Cunt dinosaur by Mc13oner_you October 25, 2010