Dolezal dick

When ones dick is so big, it identifies as black.

Man, I got that Dolezal dick.

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

donair dick

when a girl has a spicy donair and sucks u dry, however your dick stings from the residue.

Hugh had major donair dick from Longer.

by TheOG Jeff January 30, 2018

double decker dick gang

the best discord friend group ever.

"you ever heard of double decker dick gang?"
"no?"
"theyre all gay, and have double decker dicks."

by milocicle November 13, 2021

big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

doughnut dick

When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off

Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick

by digitaldwarf March 5, 2017

Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.

I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.

by CowLicker 2.0 November 4, 2019

Don't be a dick!

An exclamation--said very quickly--that you can spout at anyone or anything at the slightest suggestion of dickery.

Professor: Yeah, so we're gonna have to go until five today.
You: Don't be a dick!
Professor: See me after class.
You: Donbeadik!!
Professor: OK, go home now.

Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 71 days)
You: Don't be a dick!
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 4min, 15sec)

by Jesse Gold February 28, 2006