tiny plastic dinosaur 

Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.

Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.

tiny plastic dinosaur by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate 

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate by Danussy August 31, 2022

500 teeth dinosaur 

The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus

Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur

Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.

500 teeth dinosaur by Gradd November 29, 2022

Dinasaurus 

A word chomping, grammar stomping, prehistoric writing rebel. Don’t pick a bone with this fierce queen. You’ll get jurasskicked. Her wit has bite and her words will smite. If you ever have the honor of calling her friend, she will tyrannosaurus wreck your world with her badassery. True to the core, loyal at heart, she is dino-mite!

Jezebel: OMG I so wish I was friends with Dinasaurus!

Anakin: (head chomped off)

Dinasaurus by RCM November 4, 2021

Turkey - dinosour 

TURKKKEEYY

I own fifty-six Turkey - dinosour plushes

Turkey - dinosour by meispuginasock May 27, 2020

dinosaur 

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.

Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.

dinosaur by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003

Donosaur 

A tall guy that has a big nose who thinks he's all that and sings bad songs in a bad voice. Gets made fun of a lot and doesn't do anything about it.

Haha, look at the big donosaur go by.

Donosaur by T-Taing June 20, 2007