East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

The Ostrich Decrement

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.

The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Decrement!

by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019

Dance and Decay

Dance and Decay is a term used to refer to the gradual approach of death as we move forward in life

The old man reflected on the Dance and Decay of life looking back on the experiences they went through.

by UnspecifiedHuman September 28, 2023

Double-Standard Declyn

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.

Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.

by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024

the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging

caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating

"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."

by outrageously long vocabulary November 26, 2024

Quincy k till my bones decay

Quincy k till my bones decay (or just Quincy K) is a racist phrase towards Quincies in a game on Roblox called Type Soul

Me: *see's quincy*
Me: *knocks quincy*
Me: "QUINCY K TILL MY BONES DECAY"
quincy: "fuck you"

by Zaherb April 1, 2024

What Need For a Fence That Is On The Verge Of Decay

Literal Meaning:

There is no point in keeping up a fence if it is worn down- unable to do its job

Figurative Meaning:

At times there is no need for unnecessary doubt when it is incapable of preventing the inevitable

- Dmitri Milan Mikhailov

Individual A: "I find myself completely distraught, whatever am I supposed to do dear compadre?"
Individual B: "Fret not my dear, for what Need for a Fence that is on the verge of decay?"

by Dmitri Theodore Mikhailov August 21, 2024