drug dealerness

the level of swag on which you become a drug dealer

cool cat 420: cant tell if I want my new year resolution to either be more of a hoe or less of one

cool cat 69: Honestly same. I don't know.

cool cat 420: same thing with my drug dealerness

by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018

Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd

a type of an absolute god who doesnt take anything from anyone

a "man": bruh lets go ill make you turn from bruh to bruh moment in 2 milimicheal seconds
Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd: "what did you just say" the brolic man says, walking in at 9 feet tall, 250 pounds and the wwe, ufc and fortnite title holder in every weight class.
the "man": cowers in fear as Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd is intimidating his prey, (everyone) because he does not simply have anyone better than him, he beat god in a 1v1 at fortnite and was demolished (1324 to 0) and was crowned the new god

by my name jeb October 21, 2019

Bum dealer

It’s a colossal wanker aka morgan

“Hey can you fuck me in the ass?”
“No.”
“You BUM DEALER”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

Bum dealer

When you encounter a colossal wanker aka Morgan k

“Hey can you FUCK ME IN THE ASS”
“No cunt”
“You bum dealer”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

bbq dealer

A person who sells BBQ as a front to sell grams of marijuana.

Hey let’s go to the BBQ dealer to score a gram

by BBQ Dealer January 4, 2020

sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.

Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.

by PasteurizedJuice February 4, 2020

coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020