darren d

When a man urinates on an Asian woman in the shower ...

(Preferably a Malaysian woman)

I gave that Vietnamese bitch the Darren D last night !!!

by Torre' November 8, 2013

darrigen

A large gentleman who is usually obsessed with health and safety, although usually a hazard himself.

That big gentleman is rambling about legislation again.

Oh he must be a darrigen.

by yourworstnightdream May 2, 2016

darriel james duran

a stupid ass fagit who wants to fuck his or her teacher

man you are such a darriel james duran

by GunShot34 February 8, 2017

Darren

Darren is the type of person to get vac banned in csgo

Don't be a Darren.

by kyle is bad February 14, 2017

darren smith

He is loyal to his friends his lover and his family but he is an underrated athlete who is counted out many times but in the end proves them wrong and make it pro

Dont give up on "Darren Smith" he's gonna do big things.

by [e-mail] April 16, 2017

Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.

Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...

by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017

darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.

At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.

by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018