Dane Cook

1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.

Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"

by Ms. Daney Waney December 22, 2008

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Dainelys

North-eastern slang term for an absurdly overweight, annoying, demanding, negative, whining, lazy, useless bitch who sucks the life out of the most fun activities.

Peyton: Im bringing my girlfriend to your incredibly awesome party.

Group: Ugh.... She is such a Dainelys, party is ruined...

by catlover salsa king February 22, 2010

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dane cook

Dane Cook is a comedian that got hit in the FACE!!!! watch his material and you will know what i am talking about

"the tire hunted Mary down... it jumped up, and hit her in the FACE!!!"

-Dane Cook

by eboyd32 June 25, 2007

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Damned to Heaven

Being in something cool, or exiting. Mabey something valuable. But you can't have it, even though you yern for it... I am NOT trying to make fun of any beilief or religion.

Tod: Man i was Damned to Heaven when i went to the bar!!! I saw a realy nice girl with a wedding ring on!!!...Man...

by Andrew Fiore January 10, 2008

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Andy Dick Dane

Andy, aka the Great Ass is A white, middle-class not well-off kid who find imperfections in his life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. He also makes up stories to try to get people to laugh, but all they do is laugh at him,not with him

"I went to this one girls house and felt her up before her parents got home" Andy Dick Dane

by Lord of Underwear March 23, 2008

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