When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
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Get the crunchy children mug.The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.
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Get the crunchy saliva mug.A Narcissistic, gaslighting, complaining individual who is often under the influence of alcohol and talks with a raspy voice.
Ugh, I wish Terry would hush with his complaining he’s so damn crunchy. Just the sound of his voice annoys me!
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