Crunchy

Adjective

1. To have texture
2. To have been done sloppily

When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.

"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."

by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018

Crunchy

When something goes wrong

Man, things got crunchy when that cop pulled us over. When my parents rolled up with my boyfriends car in the driveway, I knew things were going to get crunchy.

by Foollery July 19, 2020

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.

I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!

by Ohionator April 10, 2024

crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.

yum yum crunchy saliva

by my family computer September 19, 2022

Crunchy

A Narcissistic, gaslighting, complaining individual who is often under the influence of alcohol and talks with a raspy voice.

Ugh, I wish Terry would hush with his complaining he’s so damn crunchy. Just the sound of his voice annoys me!

by PzychoReclas August 21, 2023

Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.

Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....

by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020