Crotch Tracks

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.

Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,

Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...

by Fezzum February 26, 2011

Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.

Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018

Crotch-boy

A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.

Jeff: Is that swass I smell?

Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.

Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.

by kingpin202 November 24, 2009

Crotch Worm

The friendly male organ that desires to burrow deep in a females worm hole.

Hank: "Hey Did you just fall from heaven cause I...uh...you...hey check out my crotch worm."

Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"

by Hank T June 14, 2009

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.

My hand crotch is hurting so bad!

by bombshell89 January 24, 2014