An attention whore on youtube. (In his view), If you don't like him, you are obviuosly a homophobe; it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that he always bitches about stuff, said "who cares" about 9/11, and acts like a retard
Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.
Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)
Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.
Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.
Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)
Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.
by 557 Vinto March 20, 2009
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a code word so that when we see a fitty stranger that we basically just want to bone in the nearest dark corner, we have a way of interpreting whether or not they feel the same way.
a code word so that when we see a fitty stranger that we basically just want to bone in the nearest dark corner, we have a way of interpreting whether or not they feel the same way.
"crocodercock"
reply: lets have sex
"oh man im so horny i could just crocodercock the next person that walks by"
"I heard somebody whisper it into my ear on the bus yesterday - i could only oblige, much to the dismay of the elderly lady in front..."
"Shouting it at a wedding does NOT go down well! Especially at the part when they ask for objections. The bride reciprocated, the guests got angry"
reply: lets have sex
"oh man im so horny i could just crocodercock the next person that walks by"
"I heard somebody whisper it into my ear on the bus yesterday - i could only oblige, much to the dismay of the elderly lady in front..."
"Shouting it at a wedding does NOT go down well! Especially at the part when they ask for objections. The bride reciprocated, the guests got angry"
by crocodercocker December 8, 2009
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The correct way to respond to "see you later alligator". Saying "after a while crocodile" is lame and incorrect and anyone who says it is shiesty
by suckitdoug September 22, 2011
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Steve Irwin - As you can see, this ferocious crocodile is showing some aggressiveness, crikey!
(On the morning of Monday, September 4, 2006)
Steve Irwin - That motherfucking stingray just stung me in my chest with its poisonous barb! Thanks to all my fans for a wonderful life that shouldn't have been taken away so abruptly.
(Steve Irwin dies soon after he's pulled out of the water)
Steve Irwin - As you can see, this ferocious crocodile is showing some aggressiveness, crikey!
(On the morning of Monday, September 4, 2006)
Steve Irwin - That motherfucking stingray just stung me in my chest with its poisonous barb! Thanks to all my fans for a wonderful life that shouldn't have been taken away so abruptly.
(Steve Irwin dies soon after he's pulled out of the water)
by neurodistortion September 6, 2006
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by brujilda September 26, 2006
Get the crock of horse shit mug.Chris Crocker is a proudly gay cross-dressing YouTube blogger, (made famous by his highly melodramatic “Leave Britney Alone” vid) who had the potential to become a good video blogger once he attained fame, but somewhat sabotaged that chance by posting more over-dramatized, acted out rants about seemingly trivial matters which overshadow his ACTUAL GOOD videos. IMO, these definitions already listed on UD either blindly over-beat or over-praise Chris Crocker, so here’s my 2 cents.
A lot of the hate for Chris Crocker is to blame on first impressions of his less serious videos where he practically acts stupid, parades an elitist attitude and says wads of overzealous bullshit often in a ‘ghetto’ voice (perhaps, for attention?) But believe it or not, many of Chris’s more serious videos give out very worthy messages, because instead of ranting he looks at the bigger picture and comments very reasonably, down to earth and intelligently on social issues which affect many different people, and not only what he’s experiencing. His over-acted vids are laughable, and that’s what they should be seen as- not taken seriously as Chris’s honest views.
A lot of the hate for Chris Crocker is to blame on first impressions of his less serious videos where he practically acts stupid, parades an elitist attitude and says wads of overzealous bullshit often in a ‘ghetto’ voice (perhaps, for attention?) But believe it or not, many of Chris’s more serious videos give out very worthy messages, because instead of ranting he looks at the bigger picture and comments very reasonably, down to earth and intelligently on social issues which affect many different people, and not only what he’s experiencing. His over-acted vids are laughable, and that’s what they should be seen as- not taken seriously as Chris’s honest views.
by R'Amen December 6, 2010
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