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criming

sucking a big hairy juicy nob
millers: anyone else f***ing criming tonight?
johno: me!
millers: lol
by craigthelegend May 16, 2022
mugGet the crimingmug.

No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
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crime factory

(n.) A black woman who has many babies, whom eventually grow up to become criminals.
She is such a crime factory, she fucks all day without birth control to have kids!
by Wong thing September 30, 2017
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Crime against mycology

Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.

Examples are as follows:

1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.

2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").

3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.

4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.

5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"

6. Pale Satanmints.

7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
by Crinoid March 31, 2023
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Owls Crime Squad

Owls crime squad is the swfc firm. The firms top boy is Archie
Did u see Archie an the OCS lads last weekend

Yes the Owls crime squad destroyed the Leeds scum
by Lmao_._lmao September 8, 2016
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crime

my lovely gf who i love with my entire heart aughhh
i miss crime
by ezraaaaaa September 24, 2023
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Crime

New form of gayness as in gay. gay, gay gay gay gay, gay gay. gay,
tom is commiting a crime
by 3842yrkshajsk November 18, 2021
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