Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

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crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.

Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'

by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017

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crab pants

the crab is in you pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants

by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

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The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023

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