crab pants

the crab is in you pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants

by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

crab box

case you can get by playing crab game with gay stuff inside;

jeff: i get a crab box let's open it

another jeff: wow you're lucky crab box are very cool

by Lucas le caribou January 28, 2022

yard crabs

a slang term for pubic crabs or crab lice

hey you better not be scratching at those yard crabs

by hattricks March 24, 2012

crab dinner

when I male/female orally stimulates a female who has crabs.

Tom enjoyed a wonderful crab dinner last night, one would wonder if she fed him out of spite.

by S.R.A.J.A.A.H.K January 26, 2010

Crab Douche

An enormous jerk or asshole.

Stop being such a crab douche

by Rictifyer January 2, 2011

crab cradle

female genitalia, referring specifically to the pubic hair region

The stripper's thong was so tight, the outline of her crab cradle was clearly visible.

by lexpez August 29, 2005

sandy crab

when you are having sex on the beach and the guy throws sand in the girls vagina and continues on having sex

laura just got the worst sandy crab from frickie last night at the beach

by jeneatmyass September 12, 2006