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Clit clacking 

Mary is having the time of her life in call of duty fragging noobs and then clit clacking them afterwards
Clit clacking by Ta1ntdude November 14, 2012

Cracking in the porting 

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!

Cranking Dat JonJon 

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.
I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!
Cranking Dat JonJon by mouseftw. January 18, 2009
The act of consuming, specifically snorting, crack-cocaine from another person's asshole
Hey, bro lets have a couple of beers and do a cracken or two.
Joe was a good kid until he encountered his first cracken.

Nothing clears out the sinuses like a good cracken.
1. To defecate - the process of emptying one's bowels of feces.

2. Laughing very hard.
2. It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing.
cacking by sholland August 24, 2008

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
Cracklin' Eye Patch by Frank West August 28, 2006