Covfefe

that moment of surprise when you assume someone's gender and grab them by the pussy...
but it ain't the pussy

I trumped up and grabbed some chick by the pussy, and got a handful of ballsack.

Damn dude, I bet you were like 'covfefe!'

by NewtyMcNewtface October 2, 2017

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Covfefe

An expression meaning to not give a single solitary shit about something one has said or done.

KOH-FAY-FAY

Friend: 'Hey man, I just got married!'

You: 'Covfefe'

Media: 'We don't approve of your presidency'
Trump: 'Covfefe'

by AAAAthats4As June 1, 2017

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Covfefe

Acronym for 45's mantra: Carry On Very Fine Excellent Finest Earthling

"When things go bad," said the President, "I say to myself covfefe. It reminds me that I am the finest human ever to exist, and to persist."

by UtopianJ June 1, 2017

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Covfefe

When an all-nighter becomes pointless cuz you're pretty much delirious, not thinking clearly, slower than usual, and perhaps losing your grip on reality.

"Probably gonna fail my exam, but I can't stay up longer. It's pointless. I'm starting to covfefe."

by OliveJuice June 1, 2017

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1. (n) An inadvantent confession of ignorance through a typographical error especally on a social media by a celebrity.
2. A confession of being fed up with one's own incompetence.

3. Typographical error of coverage that can often put entire netizens in confusion.
4. Alternative spelling of coverage by aliens.

The covfefe of David Moyes on tactical decisions led to his resignation.

by AuzBonez June 1, 2017

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