cooter greed

The want of cooter, to be horny (Pronounced koo-duh-greed)
Popularized by the great song, cooter digga

1. Mannnnnnnn lets go clubbin i got some cooter greed

2. (sung to gold digga)
She gimme coota
When i'm in neeed
she gimme coota
When i got cooter greeed

by Turd Snatcher July 15, 2006

River Cooter

A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".

She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.

by Shad Ded November 24, 2020

cooter crawler

A name for a new born baby, fresh out the womb.

Damnit Karen, I don’t need to see your cooter crawler all over my Instagram!

by Immamakeusayahhhh May 15, 2019

Cooter Bear

a super cuddly type of bear, it loves water, hugs, and kisses.

I cuddled a cooter bear last night, it was so soft.

Look at that cute cooter bear!

by hahahahaha69420 May 13, 2022

cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.

"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"

by Dangdoerr July 16, 2017

cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.

by Michael Lynn Enck December 16, 2016

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021