contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.

Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.

by Speck Speck February 7, 2018

Contraception dab

The contraception dab is a technique with which one can prevent impregnating his sexual partner.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.

Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.

Hey man i wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but didn't have any protection on me.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.

by Vlozh March 1, 2018

Contradictorian

One who aced Paolo Mancosu's UC Berkeley logic classes, including the most advanced: Philosophy of Logic and Mathematics - Theories of Truth. These are widely known as the most intellectually challenging courses at Cal.

That dude is such a contradictorian. He started from the bottom now he's here.

by infinityink March 16, 2018

contrabitching

When someone is a bitch and you have to interrupt and bitch back

Gio stop contrabitching me, while I am bitching at you!

by Izzyb123 June 8, 2018

contradictionalist

Someone who frequently says and/or does one thing one day and then says or does the opposite later on.

Trump is such a contradictionalist about Russia's involvement in the elections.

by Honey5683 August 8, 2018

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

contractenation

Contractenation:
To contract more than two words into one.
eg. I used contractenation: i'mn't - I am not

Example:
Person A: What does i'ven't mean?
Person B: i'ven't is a contractenation of i have not

by nnewram March 31, 2019