A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.
Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.
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Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!
by rolisk August 4, 2007
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Technophobes; Anti-Geek
Technophobes; Anti-Geek
by E. Irvin Fischer February 6, 2008
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by Vatta February 24, 2009
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by commanderpoop May 18, 2009
Get the Computer Snag mug.A computer callous is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.
It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.
A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.
A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
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"Cheer up, compurrtriats! Every year is the year of the cat!"
This term has been made moderately popular by a phalanx of cat supporters on the sports website Deadspin.com.
This term has been made moderately popular by a phalanx of cat supporters on the sports website Deadspin.com.
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