Comere

A phrase used by child molesters, or other shady figures, while chasing someone down to either rape them or touch them.

Old Man: "Comere, I'm gonna getcha!"
Little Kid: "No! You have your own!"

by Baousabs mcNab May 9, 2011

The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Steven Colbert

Absolutely nothing. How absolute morons spell "Stephen Colbert" when taking the time to write out an definition for the guy on this website without bothering to check for one second to see if they got the name right. (See also: "Jon Stuart")

"lols i luv steven colbert he is so funny!!!!"
"Get cancer."

by will farell lol September 6, 2007

Comer

Any place to run down homies

yo dogg lets go run down homies at the comer

by Bill May 13, 2003

clomber

To wrestle a powerless other so that they cant move, eat, or breathe.

The big turlte always clombers the little one so he cant eat the food I give :(

by Joey July 15, 2004

Comfertacool

When your that perfect stage of drunk. Hence the comfera beginning, and you cool and good to go.

"Hey do you want another shot?" "Oh no thanks im comfertacool"

by Jayduhhh September 23, 2011

Colbert

The only person to ever perform Canada's History.

Steven Colbert is awesome.

Steven Colbert advocates Canada's History

by ColbertCanadasHistory February 8, 2010