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Oklahoma Coma

When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
by TDGSR April 29, 2020
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Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.
- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
by Stivchik July 25, 2020
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Pleasure coma

Similar to post nut clarity; a phenomenon where people (usually women) have sex so great they enter a trance or unconscious like state where they can think of nothing but the pleasure they're in at that moment
"Bruh my girl got put into a pleasure coma last night. She was practically speechless and dazed after we experimented with some new toys we bought."
by LxiG August 31, 2021
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three day coma

When doing cris cold turkey I went into my three day coma, then I felt better.
by DDGDevice February 7, 2017
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couple's coma

When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.

Antonym: Single's Stamina
Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!
by rabbit4 May 22, 2018
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A Breakup Coma

A coma that follows from a depressing breakup, and the unplugging of the life support shortly follows.
David had broken up with his girlfriend, and shortly after he fell into a breakup coma.
by bani20 January 15, 2021
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Camaro

All joking aside, a pony car made by Chevrolet, which debuted in 1967, and ceased production in 2002, but has been brought back for the 2010 model year. The original run of cars were closely related with the Pontiac Firebird, which, starting w/the 3rd generation, not only continued to look similar, but started using the same powerplants and drivetrains.

It is famous for it's performance to dollar ratio, especially in the straightaways, and is only made fun of by elitist snobs who prefer to bash on the car for what it isn't, instead of appreciating what it is. Hell, they had to underrate the performance specs in the LS1 cars to prevent it from making the Corvette look bad.

However, old, rusted out 3rd gen models ARE notorious for falling into the redneck stereotype :)
Camaro sighting #1: Wow, check out that '69 SS Camaro that just flew by! badass!

Camaro sighting #2: Haha, look at that rusted out '82 Camaro. You can see the guy's mullet flapping out of the t-tops!
by FlightofIcarus March 22, 2010
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