cojones

deeez nuts, your testicles

that guy has some big cojones.
hey vato i got some big cojones.

by EL MIKIMBIN May 2, 2003

Council rock south

The crappy version of north full of drug addicts who suck dick for money. They have the worst sport teams who jerk each off in the locker room after they lose to north. Council rock south is a terrible school. All the students do is have gay orgys and smoke weed out of each other's assholes.

Council rock south is full of cucks

by Bbdman February 13, 2017

cojungas

ginormous boobs

look at the size of those cojungas

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

by A~~ December 15, 2011

council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

Cajun Meatballs

When someone farts on your balls.

Did you just fart on my balls? Oh well, i love cajun meatballs!

by OptimusPrimeRib September 29, 2012

Councilitis

Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.

Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.

by MarkBackers July 8, 2014