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Clemen

An adolescent male's anus. Often, but not always, pertaining to the anus of an altar boy.
"Father Joseph could barely control his insatiable appetite for some youthful clemen."

"I flipped the lad on his head and ate some fresh fruit out of his clemen."
by Priestess69 April 14, 2010
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Clemo

Katie: Lawrence is such a clemo all he does is listen to My Chem and cry all day.
Angela: Sure.
by Sharm- Whisper October 3, 2008
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Clemtaco

n, (kuh-lehm-tah-co)
a clemtaco is a fart manuever where a person farts in an open book/folder/binder or any thing that opens on a fulcrum (a V shaped opening), and then pulls the sides to create a strong push of air causing a fart to accuratly enter the victim's nasal cavity causing the smell to go deep inside the victim. Causes nausea.
example:
clemtaco-er: *farts in a book*
victim: ... please don't
clemtaco-er: *pulls sides*
victim: OH, COMON *gag*

example 2:
"So I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I clemtaco'd her, she got sick and threw up on me"
by themostDISGUSTINGfartever November 20, 2009
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clemmie

a very annoying obnoxious little girl. usually a name of a female that will end up realizing her true affection to women.
gosh. i hate that clemmie
by yoooooppaaapaaaalaaapady August 22, 2009
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clemons

There was an outbreak of oral gonnoreah in the middle schools in my town during the mid nineties. Bill Clinton said that oral sex wasnt sex so all the jb whores started giving out clemons like they were candi on halloween.
by s/adv/irgin June 14, 2011
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Clemson Claw

gripping sexpenetration technique where the thumb stays completely stationary, while the other four fingers are free to roam.
Designed specifically for taming cougars.
Bro, last night I almost got totally dominated by a cougar.

What did you do?!!

I gave her the clemson claw, now that pussy is tame.
by lvdman December 18, 2012
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Clement

Usually Clement is a French person who occasionally partakes in wine tasting.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.

Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.
Anyone who loves the LEGO Movie is probably a Clement.

My mom says that I’m such a Clement.
by bagelmorgue April 15, 2019
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