Classic Nick

When you take a massive explosive shit.

"I ate a curry last night and now my belly hurts. Think I need a Classic Nick"

by AmyScrivs August 20, 2019

classic fuck

A general type of fucking that doesn't involve any weird kinks or anything related to BDSM

Bro 1: Dude, Lanie was trying to convince me to do some weird stuff last night but all I wanted was a classic fuck.
Bro 2: Woah dude, I didn't know Lanie was into stuff like that!

by hotdudesmartkid November 19, 2017

Holiday Classic

The sexual practice of tying one's shoe string around the junk of a male partner like a Christmas bow and proceeding to go down on it like an express elevator.

Cody: "Hey, you want a Holiday Classic?"
Justin: "What is this? Middle school?"

by Justinn82 December 26, 2007

classical saxophonist

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.

Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.

by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016

Classic Coke

1. The original version of the soft drink "Coca-Cola"

2. That kid WillyG gave the Dee to on Wasteland (CoD Mw2).
Also a huge asshole on xbox

1. "Buy some Classic Coke mom, I'm thirsty"

2. "Did you see Classic Coke get fucked in the ass by WillyG? HOLY SHIT! He is in my game!"

by Showtimaa October 24, 2011

classic mate

An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.

"You rolled a fat one. Classic mate!"

by Gaff November 9, 2005

classic criminal

A criminal who shall be known for years for he or her crimes.

The Joker: "This town needs to see a classic criminal"

by ddalton August 27, 2008