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clairsentient

A Clairsentient is an individual who perceives (as in a "sixth-sense") by feeling or having knowledge about an object. A good example of this extreme psychic ability is that a clairsentient is able to visualize an item without seeing an image of the specific item. Like a radar detector, a clairsentient possesses the internal power to see and feel radiation from objects that are invisible and out of site. A clairsentient can read "auras" of people and objects to discover their personal histories. In doing so, a clairsentient can sometimes see visions of the future... situations or occurrences that have yet to happen. Not only this, a clairsentient can even sense the presence of spirits and discover events surrounding that individual's death.
1) I don't have to say a word and already that clairsentient bitch I married knows I'm about to tell a lie.

2) If I was clairsentient like my mother I'd be able to figure out the tough problems.

3) Imagine how much money a clairsentient could make betting on the ponies at Belmont.

4) Congress is acting like an autonomous clairsentient body instead of a duly elected representation of the people.

5) If you believe in Santeria for twenty bucks you can get a clairsentient to read her caracoles and tell your future.
by RevPettibone March 15, 2010
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Asshole Chair

The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
by Dr. Zoid Johnberg January 2, 2009
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That one random chair in every seedy hotel room. There's only ever one. It's not for sitting, its for watching your girl get gangbanged. A reference to the "red pill" influencer Sneako publically admitting on a podcast, that he willfully watched his girl get passed around by random strange men, multiple times.
Brock: Hey chad, the varsity team's running a train on Sara this weekend at the motel.
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Brock: Ever since Frank's eyebrows tickled his balls, Tom can't seem to find anywhere else to sit!
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burping the chair

Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.
Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.
by Jim Koury October 22, 2006
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asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
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cairon

A very handsome young man, who can smooth talk his way into any girls heart
Cairon is very handsome and sexy
by Trinity 222 June 5, 2018
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Claire Bear

A nickname for Claire named people who are exceptional at Grammar, normally aspired upon as they are admired for how cool they are
"She's a right Claire bear, she's an interlectual"
"Angus look at that Claire bear she's so cool"
by wickid tree November 8, 2009
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