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Chapped

Used to describe something of poor quality or make, or something that is cringe-inducing. Can apply to anything from media such as a movie, TV show, or music, to items such as food, technology, etc. Can even apply to a situation, such as a social interaction or conversation.
"Man, the visual effects in that movie were so chapped."

"Imagine Dragons' new song is so chapped."

Joe: "McDonald's got my order wrong again."

Steve: "Man, that's chapped."
by vayperwayve November 7, 2019
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Chota Clapper

When you squeeze you ass cheeks together, while farting, this will vibrate the chota making a violent clapping sound.
Hey mom did you hear my chota clapper.
Hey Joe stick your hand in my pants to feel my chota clapper
by Rogus Webnads August 19, 2007
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Chopper

A middle class male who fits most, if not all of the following criteria. Not to be confused with a rah.

He has floppy shoulder length, usually blond hair.

He visited South East Asia for his gap year, but he doesnt call it a gap year he calls it "travelling". What he actually means is he got shitfaced with other choppers for 3 months, all the time posing with the the poor local children for a host of Facebook profile pictures.

He is paid through university by his family and finds it strange that not everyone gets the same deal.

His year round attire is a pastel coloured polo shirt, three quarter length beige shorts and flip flops.

He drives a Mini.

After finishing his degree in Business Studies or Management he will get a job working for his dad's company.

He has a tattoo on his arm (often from his "travels") that he considers to be meaningful. It shows his creative side. It says "TWAT" in Vietnamese.
Look at that guy at the bar, he's a complete chopper.

Fredo: I just got back from Thailand. It was amazing, the people there have it so hard. I helped them build a hospital while I was there.
Davey: Mate, you are such a chopper.

Fredo: Do you like my new tattoo? It's my girlfriend's name in Hindi.
Davey: Mate, you are a complete and utter chopper.
by jimboooooooo May 8, 2009
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crapperjack

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.
Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!
by James March 6, 2004
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Chipper Tits

An Irish term used to describe big flabby breasts on fat women. They are often seen in fast food restaurants a.k.a chippers devouring curry chips and a kebab at 4am after a nightclub.
Any woman who looks like Jabba the Hutt.

In a sentence: "Ah Jaysus! Look at the chipper tits on that one!"
by Nevercomindowninthesunsheeine September 3, 2013
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random capper

someone who lies just to talk
randy: josh is on that random capper shit

brady : ik he’s always lying
by rkkkw February 17, 2021
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i gotta make crappers

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.
1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.
by Octavarium August 21, 2009
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