CPN (Certified Packed Nigga)

1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you

"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."

by SteamThoughts October 19, 2019

Certi driver

Someone who operates a car very well

My bro is a certi driver, he did 60 down that 30 road and gapped the Feds

by 77773ggg April 14, 2022

Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.

Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

Certified Lover Boy

someone who is like nataly

ofcourse nataly is a certified lover boy

by certified lover boy December 1, 2021

certain death

1-slang word describing strong cocktails
2-cocktail containing 19 units/pint created at in a university flat in 2000, now popular in "the path tavern"
3-metal band formed in 2000

1- "man, that was a certain death"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"

by baxter October 29, 2003

creep certification

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.

Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!

by McNooget September 26, 2010

I’m feeling a certain way

When someone says that they are feeling a certain way they mean they are horny. THEY WANNA FUCK YOU!

Hey babe I’m feeling a certain way

by Goth.boi December 5, 2017