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Cereal Box

Somebody (generally a foreigner) who can't drive properly. Can be either a "cereal box" or a "cereal box driver".

The name comes from the fact that they probably got their licence out of a cereal box.
Argh! Flippin' cereal box!!! Learn how to drive!
by Pillobeam October 24, 2011
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dead cereal

"He's dead!" Lolah cried.

"Seriously?" Darla whispered with dispair.
"Dead cereal Darla."
by Holaholahola November 23, 2013
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you can't pour my cereal

You don't know my life, you don't know what I've been through!
this bitch bumped into me and started arguing with me so i was like "you can't pour my cereal"
by fabulousemmie March 15, 2016
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Cereal

Are you cereal, or are you just poppin my tart?
by thtsprtybossbabe August 14, 2008
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lesbian cereal

Cereal that is unsweetened and not artificially colored.

Granola of course, Grape Nuts, Shredded Wheat, bran flakes, raisin bran, anything Kashi
Mom, don't we have anything besides lesbian cereal?
by TreeWeezel November 2, 2011
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for cereal

A very stupid way of saying "for real".

People who find this annoying phrase funny, or worse, actually use it in conversation, whether real or online, are complete and total retards.

It should also be noted that there is a positive correlation between how much you use this phrase and just how big of a retard you really are.
Person 1: "Hey, my grandma is a leprechaun!"
Person 2: "For cereal?"
Person 1: "No, yours is you retard."
by Johnny Mark McGroom February 16, 2009
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Cereal Bowl

When you punch someone in the mouth, and knock out some off their teeth then you proceed to ejaculate into their mouths, so when they open their mouth it looks like a cereal bowl. You finish off the deed by saying cheerios as you walk away.
-So what happened with dude last night?
-Well I was fighting him when I finally got in a good punch and knocked him out along with a couple of his teeth, so I proceeded to to give him a cereal bowl.
-Please tell you said Cheerios as you walk away?
-It wouldn't be a cereal bowl if I didn't.
by Bluegoal14 July 28, 2007
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