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Ace of Cakes

Term used to describe a particular category of females. They are overweight, wear horn-rimmed glasses and dye the front of their hair. Generally it is dyed red. Also, they will have very pale skin. They look like they eat a lot of cake and also resemble those who often appear on the television show of the same name.
"How to describe the crowd at the midnight Harry Potter showing: Very 'Ace of Cakes', pasty chubby chicks with pink bangs and glasses."
by Sparkles Pederson July 15, 2009
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Cakes

A person who doesn't drink beer that he has to pay for...
Waitress: "What would you like to drink?"
Response: "No...I'm going Cakes tonight"
by victor.rodolfo May 18, 2010
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jaffa cakes

the excessive pink area around a girls nipples - usually found on fat birds where the nipples are almost as big as the breast. Resembles the sweet and savory treat - a jaffa cake - however nowhere near as tasty.
that chick had the biggest set of jaffa cakes i've ever seen...
by thatowenz May 2, 2006
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Rofl Cakes

Literal definition;
"rolling on the floor laughing" cakes.
Completely pointless, yet fun to say. Usually spoken by people with mental disorders.
Daniel: HAHA ROFL CAKES I HAVE A SMALL PENIS ROFL CAKES I LOVE LIZZIE ROFL CAKES
by Lizzie_The_Whore December 22, 2008
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Bitch cakes

Tiny pancakes, half-dollar size; that are made after a long night of drinking and smoking. The logic behind them is a greater syrup to pancake ratio.
Scott: Im so hungover, but great job on these bitch cakes DJ.
by Domestries Wall December 28, 2007
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baby cakes

Boobs, breasts, tits, waggamommas
Do you mind if i lick custard off your babycakes?
by matt-leics July 24, 2004
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tasty cakes

Where the woman lies on her back. Then the guy takes a dump on their chest. He then he ejaculates on the poo. Then takes a piss. Making a layered cake.
Oh Lacroix please give me one of ur tasty cakes.
by Shoemann2 April 30, 2006
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