jackie chans

hard pair of nipples either due to cold weather or over ecitement. Derived from 'hard nips' - meaning a tough/hard chinese person.

'that girl must be freezing - look at the state of her Jackie Chans'

by thatowenz April 21, 2006

straight clowned

when there is no possibility of a comeback - you have been straight clowned...

dude i was watching wilmer valderamma on that shit show of his and he got straight clowned

by thatowenz April 21, 2006

magic turd

a turd that is so clean that you don't have to wipe. Also known as a 'get up and go'.

'Dude i just had the most lovely magic turd'
'i thought you were quick'
'yeah i love it when there's no paperwork'

by thatowenz April 21, 2006

jaffa cakes

the excessive pink area around a girls nipples - usually found on fat birds where the nipples are almost as big as the breast. Resembles the sweet and savory treat - a jaffa cake - however nowhere near as tasty.

that chick had the biggest set of jaffa cakes i've ever seen...

by thatowenz April 21, 2006

doo doo milkshake

extremely bad breath - characterized by crap and ass.

that dudes breath smells so bad it's like he's been suppin' on a doo doo milkshake

by thatowenz April 21, 2006