thatowenz's definitions

magic turd

a turd that is so clean that you don't have to wipe. Also known as a 'get up and go'.

'Dude i just had the most lovely magic turd'
'i thought you were quick'
'yeah i love it when there's no paperwork'

by thatowenz May 2, 2006

jaffa cakes

the excessive pink area around a girls nipples - usually found on fat birds where the nipples are almost as big as the breast. Resembles the sweet and savory treat - a jaffa cake - however nowhere near as tasty.

that chick had the biggest set of jaffa cakes i've ever seen...

by thatowenz May 2, 2006

jackie chans

hard pair of nipples either due to cold weather or over ecitement. Derived from 'hard nips' - meaning a tough/hard chinese person.

'that girl must be freezing - look at the state of her Jackie Chans'

by thatowenz May 2, 2006

doo doo milkshake

extremely bad breath - characterized by crap and ass.

that dudes breath smells so bad it's like he's been suppin' on a doo doo milkshake

by thatowenz May 2, 2006

straight clowned

when there is no possibility of a comeback - you have been straight clowned...

dude i was watching wilmer valderamma on that shit show of his and he got straight clowned

by thatowenz May 2, 2006