carson

a stupid short, ginger that loves to be a rude little bitch

i fucking hate carson

by carsonhater March 11, 2025

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Carson

Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.

Wow! I really should have stayed away from him he’s definitely a toxic Carson

by Daffybugs April 22, 2024

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carson

carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.

Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.

by pussy goblin November 16, 2023

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carson wu

carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)

carson: YESSSSSSSSSS
12:58
*hugs ██████*
12:59
question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)

by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022

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