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carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018
mugGet the carpet stainmug.

Carpet banging

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.
"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."
by RPC3 September 13, 2019
mugGet the Carpet bangingmug.

carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022
mugGet the carpet croakermug.

Carolina Carpet

A racial slur for an african-american person for use in an argument.
Black man: "BRO SHUT YO GOOFY MAYONAISE SKIN ASS UP" White guy: "I'MA BEAT YOUR CAROLINA CARPET ASS"
by BIGMUSCULAROILEDMEN July 28, 2023
mugGet the Carolina Carpetmug.

walk the carpet

The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.
Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.
by Vegas P May 31, 2017
mugGet the walk the carpetmug.

carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut!
by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021
mugGet the carpet slutmug.

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