Our lord and savior, he's probably done ur mom. He is amazing and I would do anything for him ANYTHING.
Teacher: were going to watch CNN 10 rn, cause I don't know how to teach
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
by George_urmom December 9, 2021
Get the carl azusmug. A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.
Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.
In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.
Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.
In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.
Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
Get the Gareth Carlingmug. by larva123 February 5, 2020
Get the The nasty carlmug. Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts
Vote Carl the Legend for president!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 2, 2018
Get the Carl the Legendmug. The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.
This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.
by A burrito October 18, 2015
Get the special carlmug. someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct
by Gerard Lauren July 18, 2020
Get the CARL BLANCHEmug. Carl-Johan is a guy that always care about people. To his friends he is really kind and warmhearted. Carl-Johan always is very gentle and helps people if they need.
by C-J B June 9, 2017
Get the Carl-Johanmug.