Carson

a buff male who often go to the pool by himself and talks to strangers

Kelly: So i was laying out at the pool today this really hot creeper came up and started talking to me.

Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson

by picklesworth12345 August 12, 2009

carson

Carson is a Jew that gets assed fucked bye his girls 24 inch dildo well he eats burgers and had cream cheese on his face

Carson was bent over with 24 inches inside him well eating cream cheese

by suckit123456 January 15, 2018

cason ansell

a kewl guy who likes hot girls and hates bitches like Tiny Cock TC.S

fuck that nigger Cason is kewler

by Cason Ansell November 24, 2004

Carson

A cunt hair that smell like a donkey who lives in shit plant

You remember seeing that nasty looking person the other day ya Carson

by Allen jahnke June 9, 2017

Carson

The worst boyfriend you could ever have, he is a sweet taker, and after he gets tired of sweet talking to you he dumps you. Never ever get you a Carson. He is so rude after y’all break up, just never ever get a carson

He just broke up with her, and just left her, he is such a Carson🙄

by Anonymous 1204 January 28, 2018

Crison

Known to be a right slag , chat to bare girls (mostly ugly) , always drunk and known for throwing up. He given girl rapist looks and doesn’t even realise ....

stay away from crison ....

Them : oh look it’s crison

Me : who’s that ?

Them : the guy that’s brought his girl a dildo and the guy that’s always drunk at party’s

by Ellavbaker January 29, 2020

Cainon

Short human being who drives large vehicles to compensate for his xxxxs boxers. Is in a long term relationship with his truck. Terrible at fantasy football and likes football teams that has half of their players injured. Terrible at uno and ping pong and never could win Lauren in a arm wrestle.

They are almost as short as Cainon

by lolichka October 5, 2020