Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.

I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Frothy Coffee

When a guy continues anal intercourse after he's already finished inside his partner, usually as a result of PME.

"I couldn't hold back, so I ended up giving her a frothy coffee"

by JimothyJohns June 3, 2021

Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass

person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?

by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022

forgotten coffee

When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.

"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."

by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022

rocky mountain coffee

drinking beer from a coffee mug in front of a client or in a professional situation. a common trick of audio engineers who have to wake up before noon for a session

rocky mountain coffee is the best cuz nobody knows you're drinking booze, who drinks booze from a coffe mug

by schwerve August 11, 2008

The Devil's Coffee Pot

A particularly bad smell, usually associated with flatulence.

"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'

by JimiTheSaint September 16, 2010

Tripping on Caffeine

The feeling that comes when you’re really exhausted but you’ve drank way too much caffeine and you’re split between nearly falling asleep and having the mental energy to run 5 marathons

“Dude drive me home I’m totally tripping on caffeine and will probably fall asleep before I get home”

“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state”

by George Papadopolopodous December 22, 2019