Spanish cabbage

Dinner table term for vagina

Laura, will you please pass the Spanish cabbage

by Lezzie Kush November 18, 2019

Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

Crackin' cabbages

fart, lettin' er rip, breaking wind, falttulence,

I told you that you ate too much roasted garlic, and now you'll be crackin' cabbages all night!

by mirmon March 20, 2019

Cabbage Plyler

A fucking mop.

That cooch over there is such a Cabbage Plyler.

by mytamponflewout June 9, 2021

mexican cabbage

South of the Boarder name for Weed

As in i went to Cabo last week with my boys and got blasted on that Mexican Cabbage

by rammh March 2, 2016

cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017

Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019